Planned Parenthood Blackjack: 21 Reasons They Are Losers

Caroline Wharton - 15 Aug 2023

Planned Parenthood loves to play games with our society, pretending to be pro-woman while actually profiting off practices which harm and sometimes even kill women (not to mention the preborn) — so let’s play another game with them. 

Since they clearly love gambling on women’s lives through risky abortion procedures and particularly target the black community, Blackjack seems to fit well. If you’re unfamiliar with this gambling card game (also known as 21), the hand with the highest total wins as long as it doesn’t exceed 21 points. For our game, Planned Parenthood scores a “point” for every recently shady thing they’ve done — and you guessed it; their points far exceed what they needed. For every point they “win,” women lose.

Take a look at some of what’s in their hand below: 

1. Subbing Sex Ed for Summer Camp

Aping the popular American pastime of children relaxing and soaking up the outdoors at summer camps, the abortion giant created “S’MORE” camp for minors, which stands for Science-based, Medically accurate, Open-minded, Responsible Education — and of course, Planned Parenthood provides no such thing. Leave it to abortion fanatics to ruin good, old-fashioned fun. 

To read more about how S’MORE camp was wildly unpopular, click HERE to read an SFLA blog. 

2. Packaging Inappropriate Content into Children’s Games 

The Saskatchewan region of Canada recently suspended Planned Parenthood from the classroom after it was reported that one of their sex educators had promoted a disturbing card game when giving a lecture to ninth graders. An “A to Z” game that inappropriately described sexual behaviors (much of which the Daily Mail said they could not report on due to extremely explicit nature), the perverted game depicted the term “cathodillia,” which Planned Parenthood described as being sexually attracted to a television.

To read more about how parents were shocked this filth was allowed into the classroom, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

3. Grooming Children on Tik Tok to Buy “Spicy Toys” 

Another Planned Parenthood sexual educator (read: groomer) came under fire earlier this year when she posted tips on the social media platform Tik Tok for how minors should access “spicy toys” or sex toys. In multiple inappropriate videos, she explains how these items can be acquired, used, and hidden from parents — and the alarming pattern of Planned Parenthood attempting to shut parents’ out of their children’s lives continues. 

4. Producing Animated Misinformation 

In their warped marketing efforts to groom the next generation into becoming future customers, Planned Parenthood is targeting children through animated videos on both Chemical Abortion Pills and hormone blockers. It’s unclear what’s more disturbing: the transparent focus on children who are much too young to be exposed to such material or the blatant misinformation. 

From Planned Parenthood’s ‘Amaze’ videos

And for tacky, Planned Parenthood’s “Pussy” videos are just as tasteless as you suspect. 

To read more about how Planned Parenthood uses imaginary characters to sell abortion and sterilization, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

5. Putting on Promiscuous Proms

A Planned Parenthood-sponsored youth program in Pennsylvania put on a “queer prom” that has rocked the media after it came out that it featured drag queens and goodie bags of “condoms, tarot cards, lube, dental dams, latex dams.” The event was for minors starting at age 14 as a part of the abortion giant’s youth program “Rainbow Room.” 

6. Making a Disgusting Amount of Dough … TAXPAYER money

In Planned Parenthood’s 2021-2022 annual report, taxpayers learned that the abortion giant has been raking it in hand over fist, as fewer than 600 Planned Parenthood abortion vendors made more money than ever before, ending 374,155 lives in the womb. And if they can’t kill your kids, Planned Parenthood will ensure you’re sterilized and can’t have any children with 41 locations now offering sex-altering drugs. 

To read more about their latest numbers, click HERE to read an SFLA blog. 

7. Pretending Killing the Preborn is Patriotic 

Beyond the abortion lobby generally claiming that it should be within our rights to kill a preborn child’s right to life, Planned Parenthood president Alexis McGill Johnson recently went on The Daily Show to absurdly equate abortion to an American ideal. She stated, “Planned Parenthood represents reproductive freedom. We sell freedom and agency.” 

To watch this clip, click HERE

8. Sterilizing the Young and Confused 

As the second-largest distributor of sex altering drugs, Planned Parenthood isn’t on its way out. Instead, the business is “gender bending” to include the sterilization as a moneymaker alongside abortion. Their “gender-affirming care” has opened children up to irreversible harm.

To learn more about this, click HERE to read an SFLA blog. 

9. Stalking College Students 

Recent research from SFLA’s Demetree Institute for Pro-Life Advancement found that nearly 90% of all Planned Parenthood facilities are located within five miles of a college campus. The abortion giant is clearly stalking college-aged women, away from home and vulnerable without support systems, as their preferred victim demographic. 

To learn more about this, click HERE to read an SFLA blog. 

10. Suing Pro-Life States out of the Wazoo 

Another day, another lawsuit from Planned Parenthood — their recent legal battles have been brought against ArizonaFloridaGeorgiaIdahoIndianaMichiganNorth CarolinaOklahomaSouth Carolina, and Utah. Clearly, they’re not hurting for cash because the abortion giant voluntarily racks up huge legal bills. 

11. Lying about Ectopic Pregnancy Treatments

If the facts interfere with Planned Parenthood’s political narrative, the abortion giant has reserved the right to ignore or lie about them, even though the science stays the same. Case in point: while abortion has never been the treatment for ectopic pregnancies, Planned Parenthood recently decided it was inconvenient to admit as much, changing their website.

To check out the receipts, click HERE to read a SFLA blog.  

12. Loving Lamborghinis More than Preborn Life 

A disturbing video released by the Center for Medical Progress showed a senior Planned Parenthood official discussing how much she should be paid for altered abortion procedures to ensure aborted baby organs were able to be sold. After haggling over prices, she reportedly said, “I want a Lamborghini.” The CMP video was one of many that lead to a Congressional investigation, as the heartless, mercenary nature of abortion came to light.  

Click HERE to watch the video. 

13. Encouraging Sexual Promiscuity for Future Payout 

As the largest sex education provider in the country, Planned Parenthood uses their platform to preach the message that “anything goes.” Despite the fact that one in four Americans have an incurable STD, the abortion giant acts as though there are no negative consequences to reckless sex that abortion can’t “fix,” leading future generations to make poor sexual choices that will affect both their emotional/physical state and likely lead them to the abortion industry. 

To learn more about Planned Parenthood’s bad advice, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

14. Staying True to Their Racist Roots 

Founded by noted eugenicist Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood hasn’t let the apple fall far from the tree, as the business continues to be embroiled in racism lawsuits by former employees who allege they were treated unfairly while the black community continues to be targeted as customers. Sanger called black Americans “human weeds”  so why is anyone surprised her brainchild is still racist? 

15. Driving Around Creepy Abortion Vans 

Every villain needs a ride, and Planned Parenthood in St. Louis, Missouri has the Death-Mobile — or that’s what we call it at least. The affiliate’s “mobile health clinic” distributes life-ending Chemical Abortion pills, bringing death-on-wheels to Missouri and Illinois. 

To learn more about this, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

16. Taking Small Business Loans Like They’re Not an Industry Giant 

During the COVID-19 crisis in 2020, the Small Business Administration (SBA) was authorized to provide emergency disaster loans for small businesses, and while Planned Parenthood knew they didn’t make the cut, they took around $80 million to $150 million dollars in loans anyways. It gets worse: when the scandal came out, several Planned Parenthood affiliates refused to pay up. 

To learn more about this situation, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

17. Promoting Porn for Kids 

According to the director of Planned Parenthood’s Center for Sex Education Bill Taverner, protecting children’s innocence isn’t as important as exposing them to porn. Taverner came under fire after advocating for “porn literacy” for children as young as kindergarten, as well as saying we are all “sexual from birth.” 

To learn more about his pederastic comments, click HERE to read a SFLA blog.  

18. Putting Their Finger on the Political Scale 

Despite crying crocodile tears for donations, Planned Parenthood shells it out to pro-abortion politicians who will uphold their life-ending interests. In 2019, their political arm spent $45 million in political donations, and reports showed $50 million in 2022.  

19. Cutting Lifesaving Services 

You’ve heard it time and again — “Planned Parenthood provides other care for women” — but how often is that really happening? According to their annual report, Planned Parenthood now commits 208 abortions for every one adoption referral and nearly 60 abortions for every one prenatal care service. Overall, prenatal care services dropped by nearly 30% from the year prior. To see how rarely these services are provided at affiliates, watch this clip from SFLA President Kristan Hawkins’ speaking tour. 

To learn more, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

20. Failing to Report Sexual Assault & Pregnancies of Minors

Sadly, Planned Parenthood has a long history of ignoring child sexual abuse and enabling predators. Live Action has repeatedly shared undercover footage of Planned Parenthood officials failing to report such crimes, as the abortion giant is far more concerned with their paycheck than protecting children. 

To learn more about one example of this, click HERE to read an SFLA blog. 

21. Expanding Vasectomy Business 

Following the reversal of Roe v. Wade, Planned Parenthood encouraged sterilization over bringing children into the world by “celebrating” vasectomies. Among other tactics, the abortion giant partnered with doctors to bring free vasectomies to their communities, including through another creepy van dubbed the “Nutcracker.” 

To learn more, click HERE to read a SFLA blog. 

Thanks for playing Planned Parenthood Blackjack. Tweet this out, adding any items we may have missed and remember: Planned Parenthood doesn’t care who gets hurt as long as they get paid. And who loses? Anyone unlucky enough to come in contact with their “services.” 

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